Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Lucky All-i

Lucky Ali kintu sottii lucky. Maney nijer pokkhe nahok, amaar pokkhe to boteii. Apatoto tini kaner pechhoney boddo chaychachchhen, kintu bondho korte parchhi na. problem ta thik kirokom bola mushkil. kintu kaney cricket score shonanewala ekta addi kaaler buddhi buro radio te gaan cholchhe - radio FM, takey off kora jachchhe na karon battery te choley aar jekhane battery goja thake shekhane ekta screw (odbhut! kobekar radio re eta?) aar amaar hater kachhe screw driver nei. chokher shaamney computer achhe, google e uttor nei. ekta volume er button achhe aar shorirey achhe laed, uthey giye operate korar ichchha nei aar nei remote. mone mone raag achhe aar dhoirjyo nei, achhe ekta bondhu je nicher tolay ranna korchhe (aager blog ta porey thakley - aaj tar troi-saptaahik ranna dibosh).
aemon obosthaay manush duto jinish korte paare - ekam ebawdwitiyam holo khisti aar dwitiyo holo maalta shuney kichhu bhalo point khujey ber koraar cheshta. maaney hajaar hajaar cassette (ami cd jugey podarpon korini ekhono, Lp'i shob chekhey dekha shesh hoini) jokhon bikri hoyechhe, tokhon oi hajaar hajaar loker pochhondo hoyechhe nishchoi; to momo kormo uddhritong kuru ki shei bhalobashar karon. ami onek khujey petey ber korlaam - amaasha, bangali'r chiro bondhu! noito "aa bhi jaa, aa bhi jaaa, aa bhi jaa, ay samaa", maney brohmo-muhurto kobe aashbe type gaan lekhar or maney ki? othoba "sun lo sun lo jaan ko isse ab" boley uni amaader ki janatey chaan? je amasha bangali'r chiro shotru? motei na! amasha bangali'r bondhu. amasha achhe bolei aaj bangali naw'tar jaygay shaare doshta'y office jetey pare. amasha'r jonnoi bangali aaj vegetarian beshi o paantha'r dikey jhok kom (o biyer paatey jhol kom). aaj amasha achhe bolei bengal chemicals o tar chemicals market-e ekhono bikri hoy o isabgul er ekhono banglay market achhe o competition diney diney baarchhe. foley amader ki kora uchit? bishesh kichhu na bondhugon, chhaya cinema'r shaamney ek apoorbo cutlet prostut kaarok boshey, taar byabsha briddhi'r procheshtai aaj amader aekoneeshtho kortobbo. na, maaney aaro kichhu neeshtho thaktey parey, jaemon sunil dar roll er dokaan, paanchu dar pocha peyaanji, mashi'r khashi'r chop (khashi ta mashi'r noy, o ei lekha'r kaaroney aaj obdhi kono khashi bodh kora hoy nai) ebong alimuddin-er aalur chop! aaj amaader amaasha thakley rajya ortho montri'r chaap onekta komey jaabey, kaaron besh kichhu bangali amaasha specialist oshudh ja bangali-ra bangali der jonno toiri koren, tar bikroy bere jaabe, krome demand supply er bajare mullobriddhi, o bangali economy'r ujjol bhobishyat. tahole hoito nandigram e jomi dorkaar na-o portey paarey. to bangali jonogon, nijeder swhaarthey, nijer bangla'r swhaartey, nijer gold flake o charms er swhaarthey, aaj singur na giye aangur khaan....pet beshi khraap hobey.

2 comments:

avimanyu said...

darun hoye che. Ashole amasha amader purono bondhu. primary te school jawar shomay babake boltam. "peye ache hocche na". Tarpor amasha barate hole tropical climate-e coffee khala bhalo hoy. tai jonno beshi kore Mutton kasa, buryani, chicken chan khawa dorkar. ar dorkar chaka tele roll bhaja.

avimanyu said...

But seriously I get the pun. Shingur na kheye Angur khan. It was fantastic the way u critized the government in sqeezing money outta us. Great!!!!!