Ki goru re guru!!

Shilpo'r namey jomi odhigrohon karider shaabdhaan kora hochchhe. Krishi jomi odhigrohoner folafol iteemoddhei dekhtey paowa jachchhe. Amader shonar banglay abaar khadyer obhaab dekha diyechhe. Tobey manusher noy, poshuder. Prodhanoto Goru der. Aro shotheek bhaabey boltey gele Bachhur der. Bachhurer khaddo ki? Prodhanoto matree dugdho o kochi ghaash. Tobey idaning naki aek bachhur ke murgi khetey dekha gaechhe. tao ranna kora noi, riteemoto shikar kore dhora kochee murgir kachaa chhana! Potapot mukhey kore tulchhe aar jaabor katchhe. Murgi arot-darer to mathay haath! Murgi pushbey, na goru? Laabh beshi kontay? Bachhur boro hoye goru hobey, besh kichhu doodh o besh kichhu notun bachhur debe, tarao boro hoye aaro besh kichhu.... kintu murgir chhana boro hobey, bikri hobey aar tarpor mangsho hobey, kaaliya hobey, thik thak kaatle Shiraj er hensheley kabab o hobey bodh hoy. Jai hok, ei bachhur er notun khadyer protee taan Darwin er chinta dhara ke nichhok kechchhay porinoto korechhe. Khaddo aar khadok eri moddhe guliye gol hoye gaechhe. ami jotharitee ghetey gha.Huhu-babba, bolley hobey, khorcha achhe. Mehnot achhe, jhokki achhe....bachhur naki shikor er taan bhuley shikaar e nemechhe. Apnara bolben e to hameshai hochchhe - chhilo laal, holo geruya! Baghey gorute obosheshe ek ghatei jol khabey - aar tar jonno gomra mukho kono poolish er boro korta lagbe na. Oboshsho ei kechchhar ekta onno deek-o achhe. Kechchhata hoyechhe Banglay, jakey amra shadharonoto dhormo niropekkho rajyo boley chaliye dii. Kintu ei byapare amader tothakothito moulobaadi der ki raay? Gonesh doodh khetey parey, aar goru murgi khetey parey na? Kintu hindutwobaadi der motey goru holo go-mataa - maney shakkhaat debota. shei debotai naki aaj prani hotya korchhe, tao shechchhay - ki kechchha! TN Sheshaan eto din dhorey je niramish niramish golaabaji korchhilen, ta bodh hoy eto diney ghuchbey. Karon goru jodi murgi khaay, taholey to gorur doodh ameesh! Maneka Gandhi ki ebaar manush chhere goruder dikey lathi haathey dheye jaben naki? Du-ekta public interest litigation thukey din na maneka mashi, amader court e kichhu case baruuk. Emnitei shobai machhi tarachchhe, er por goru tarabey. Laloo babu'r oboshsho kono chaap nei - uni mosher protee beshi agrohi. Tobey BJP'r Bhoyanok Jono Protineedhi ra ei niye ki korte cholechhen ta dekhaar bishoy hobey. Amaar to money hoy gomata pujo-fujo aar oi dhoroner baaje nyakamo ebaar bondho holo boley - gujarat rajasthan er aartheek obostha gelo go-matar bhogey. Aar ami chollum eibar bondhu der niye - cholo bhai, goru khai, shet pathorer thaalay.Puh: Jaara bhabchhen ami iyaarki marchhi, tara ei paraata ektu ghurey dekhey ashun - http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070307/od_nm/india_cow_dc

Lucky All-i

Lucky Ali kintu sottii lucky. Maney nijer pokkhe nahok, amaar pokkhe to boteii. Apatoto tini kaner pechhoney boddo chaychachchhen, kintu bondho korte parchhi na. problem ta thik kirokom bola mushkil. kintu kaney cricket score shonanewala ekta addi kaaler buddhi buro radio te gaan cholchhe - radio FM, takey off kora jachchhe na karon battery te choley aar jekhane battery goja thake shekhane ekta screw (odbhut! kobekar radio re eta?) aar amaar hater kachhe screw driver nei. chokher shaamney computer achhe, google e uttor nei. ekta volume er button achhe aar shorirey achhe laed, uthey giye operate korar ichchha nei aar nei remote. mone mone raag achhe aar dhoirjyo nei, achhe ekta bondhu je nicher tolay ranna korchhe (aager blog ta porey thakley - aaj tar troi-saptaahik ranna dibosh).
aemon obosthaay manush duto jinish korte paare - ekam ebawdwitiyam holo khisti aar dwitiyo holo maalta shuney kichhu bhalo point khujey ber koraar cheshta. maaney hajaar hajaar cassette (ami cd jugey podarpon korini ekhono, Lp'i shob chekhey dekha shesh hoini) jokhon bikri hoyechhe, tokhon oi hajaar hajaar loker pochhondo hoyechhe nishchoi; to momo kormo uddhritong kuru ki shei bhalobashar karon. ami onek khujey petey ber korlaam - amaasha, bangali'r chiro bondhu! noito "aa bhi jaa, aa bhi jaaa, aa bhi jaa, ay samaa", maney brohmo-muhurto kobe aashbe type gaan lekhar or maney ki? othoba "sun lo sun lo jaan ko isse ab" boley uni amaader ki janatey chaan? je amasha bangali'r chiro shotru? motei na! amasha bangali'r bondhu. amasha achhe bolei aaj bangali naw'tar jaygay shaare doshta'y office jetey pare. amasha'r jonnoi bangali aaj vegetarian beshi o paantha'r dikey jhok kom (o biyer paatey jhol kom). aaj amasha achhe bolei bengal chemicals o tar chemicals market-e ekhono bikri hoy o isabgul er ekhono banglay market achhe o competition diney diney baarchhe. foley amader ki kora uchit? bishesh kichhu na bondhugon, chhaya cinema'r shaamney ek apoorbo cutlet prostut kaarok boshey, taar byabsha briddhi'r procheshtai aaj amader aekoneeshtho kortobbo. na, maaney aaro kichhu neeshtho thaktey parey, jaemon sunil dar roll er dokaan, paanchu dar pocha peyaanji, mashi'r khashi'r chop (khashi ta mashi'r noy, o ei lekha'r kaaroney aaj obdhi kono khashi bodh kora hoy nai) ebong alimuddin-er aalur chop! aaj amaader amaasha thakley rajya ortho montri'r chaap onekta komey jaabey, kaaron besh kichhu bangali amaasha specialist oshudh ja bangali-ra bangali der jonno toiri koren, tar bikroy bere jaabe, krome demand supply er bajare mullobriddhi, o bangali economy'r ujjol bhobishyat. tahole hoito nandigram e jomi dorkaar na-o portey paarey. to bangali jonogon, nijeder swhaarthey, nijer bangla'r swhaartey, nijer gold flake o charms er swhaarthey, aaj singur na giye aangur khaan....pet beshi khraap hobey.

chal chameli whole family

family byapartar maney ki? obhidhaan dhorey dekhtey gele rokta-rokti byapar, maney baba ma bhai bon cutting. kintu porobaashey family'r funda ta kom roktakto. karon probashe ek guchchho bachelor, or forced bachelor poisha bachaabar tagidey o ranna korar chaap komate ek shaathe thakar byabostha kore. tokhon tarai family. purakale jake kolkatay mess bari bolto aarki. naamta shunei bojha jaay concept ta koto messy. mess baritey nana rokomer mess nana jaaygay dekha jaay.....shob cheye beshi ranna ghor o snaan ghorey. tobey shobaar ghor gulo bhulley cholbey na, bishshaash na hoy khater tolagulo ekbaar dekho. ki nei shekhane, genji, jangiya, beer er can, cigarette er kichhu khali packet o aekta bhorti packet (je rekhechhe khali she-i jaane konta bhorti - ota lok thokiye cigarette bachaabar dhanda), jhul, duto makorshar shaathe ekta peeprer shohobaash (arekta family), deshlai er pora o kichhu bhalo kathi (matal er haath theke jegulo porey gechhilo), ek adh ta trunk ba suitcase jatiyo kichhu o ekta football. double bed hole to kothai nei, or tolay kichhu juto, dumbell, jharu, chhata o koyekta khali carton-o paowa jabey.
jai hok khater tolar mess niye aaro lekha jaay, gita lojja tojja peye jaabe eto lekha jaay, tai amra ektu bari'r onno mess er dikey nojor dii. mess maney aar beshi nongra ghatbo na, tomader ghenna lagtey parey, especially snan er ghorer dikey egoley. tai mess byaparta amra kothopokothon er (jake ingraji te communication boley) angle theke ektu mepey dekhi.
shob cheye prodhan mess ja ei family guli tey dekha jaay, taar onnotomo mess holo ke kobe kon bill bhorechhe ba bhorbe. shobai dhorei nei bill barir onno lokeder bhorar kotha. shutorang.... hehehe mashey ekbar barite ei niye ekta chhotokhato bhumikompo gochher ghotey jaay.
ei family guli te arekta chaap achhe, bisheshoto bideshe, jekhane kaajer lok paowa jay na - ta holo ke kobey bajaar korbe, kar kobe ranna, ke bari porishkar korbey, je ranna korbe rannar bashon-o ki shei dhobey......ei niye protyek hoptay shurur dikey aekta chhotto shundor meeting hoy - etakey amra family get together boley thaki. ei meeting gulor prodhan uddeshsho duto, ek - agami hoptar scheduling kora aar dui - ager hoptar post mortem. beshir bhaag khetrey dekha jaay 1 ghontar meeting e 55 minute post mortem choley. family jehetu gharowa byapar tai shobai mile besh kichhukkhon nijo-ninda-nijo-chorcha korar por nijera nijeder mundopaat koren. etey besh laabh achhe, attotushti kichhuta briddhi paay.
poribaar er porijoner obbhesh niyeo kom bawaal hoy na. karo hoito cigaretter dhowa shojjho hoy na, tai boshar ghorey dhumropaan nishedh. othochho lukiye lokkho korle daekha jaabe shei bhodroloki shobaar arale boshar ghorey biri funkchhen. dhorey felle jeebh ketey "amar bondho ghore cigarette er dhoway stuffy laagey - aajke kaar ranna?"
poribaar er niyom holo, shobai ke ja bolar ta shobai ke aeki shomoye boltey hobey. alaada alaada kore shobai ke aeki kotha bola maney theek poribaar ke bola noi. tai family gathering e keu jodi hut kore boley "tui kauke kichhu bolish ni...." tokhon bujhey nitey hobey bhulta theek kothay hoyechhe.
beshi bhatiye laabh nei, aaj abaar amaar ranna. choli

Tulonamoolak

Leri, othoba Neri - ek prokar-er biskoot. Ami Neri biskoot bole thaki, tai sheitai bolbo, tomader jara Leri bolo khomaa korey diyo. Ei Neri biskoot er naamkoroner itihaash ta jaana achhe asha kori? Prodhanoto mashi'r cha-er dokane paowa jaay, otee lobhoniyo, idaning demand-supply er capitalist bajaare o IT professional der sector V e bheer barabaar doroon er daam kinchit bere-o-chhe. Neri'r naam niye naranari korle ekti golmaal baandhtey parey, kaaron oneker motey Neri (othoba Leri) holo ek prokar er kukoor. Eder-o mashi'r cha-er dokaner aashe paashe paowa jaay. Torko baandhtey parey ei niye je Neri biskoot theke Neri kutta na ulto? ei proshno ta onekta amader philosophical "which came first, the chicken or the egg" er moton, jodio er aekta shohoj shomadhaan achhe. Bhagoban agey kukoor baniyechhen, aar manush baniyechhe biskoot. shohoj onko, kukoor er namey biskoot. kintu kaeno? ekhaneyi biskoot er naamkoroner itihaasher gopon tottho lukiye achhe. ei itihaash ritimoto gobeshonaar bishoy. prochur gobeshona kore ami dekhlaam, mashir dokaney lokera chaa aar biskoot khachchhe, aar tar theek pashei ekta kukoor laej narchhe aar julujulu chokhey cheye achhe. biskoot er goon holo, adha khaowar porei maalta eto shokto lagte thake je tokhon ar khaowa jaina. aar kukoorta emon bhabe takiye thake je maya hoy. tai baki addhek biskut chhurey dei manush aar sheta urey giye ekebare kukoorer naake! otake bola hoy dog luck! kukoor khush! tai Neri kutta khay je biskoot tar naam Neri biskoot. kotha proshongey money porlo, erokomi arek prokaar er khaddo drobbo england e paowa jay. theek biskoot noi, kuttar khaddow noi, kintu chemical properties ekkebare Neri biskoot er moto. maney kenaar shomoy bhaloi laage khete, kintu shomoyer shathe shathe eto shokto hoye jaay je golahddhokoron kora jaay na. othocho ashey pashe Neri kuttao nei (england er shohor guli kutta mukto), tai ogotta ogulo trash can er khadde porinoto hoy. jaara ekhono bhabchho maaltar naam ki - garlic bread toast.

Hothath Korey

Molayem sheeng er guntoy mayaboti'r mayajal chhirey faendrafaai hotey cholechhilo aemon shomoy argentinay aek kochi greptaar hoye gelo, bas!! omni shob keuketara TV'r channel ghuriye ei notun kechchha upobhog korte byasto hoye porlen. edikey shaandrer obostha tokhon je kee korun....baeta bhaloi guntochchhilo, kichhu hattali-o gotachchhilo hothath maidan faanka! aar maidan faanka hobey nai ba kaeno, hakimer aadesh hoyechhe, maidan chhoro andolan e ek kon dutta babu jitey gaechhen aar pulish lathi'r khoncha mere shob boi-ola der football maathey dhukiye diyechhe. oboshsho bangali tatey khub ekta birokto hoyni, bangali boi aar football ek jaaygay pele bhaloi thake.
tobey idaning naki bangali onno level-er barabari shuru korechhe. pulish marchhe naki aajkal. e naki ek mojar byapar. pulish der obostha tight. pachhe more jaay, tai mon diye kajkormo bondhoi kore dilo. foley ki obostha! roj-i naki beporoya gari chaliye lokera potapot potol tulchhe. eta ekta notun adikkheta hoyechhe kolkatay, shobai gari kinchhe aar mod khachchhe. kolkatay naki akashey abar taka urtey dekha gaechhe. bigyani-ra bolchhen e lokkhon bhalo noy, taka urlei naki promad guntey hoy....ta ami kinchit promad gunlaam. maney ek-sho obdhi gunlaam, tarpor hapiye gaechhi. eto promad je guney shesh kora jabena. tai ali baba kayday ekbar bhablaam dari pallay ojon kore niley kaemon hoy. dari palla roddi bikri walaar theke jogaar korey jokhon dekhlaam pray ek-mon promaad, tokhon baeta boley kina pallay jol meshano achhe! daekho dekhi kando! aajkal pallateo jol meshachchhe.... kolkatay joler poriman kinchit berechhe bodh hoi, tai jokhon jekhane pare mishiye dichchhe. ta bhaloi, jol barle khoti nei, kintu she jol porishkar ki na ta dekhar dayitto ki shorkar nebe na dutta babu?
joler kothay money porlo....aapnara jodi barrackpur er ashey pashey thaken to ko din fuchka khaowa bondho korun, o paray dairiya dekha diyechhe.

Ghetey keno Gha?

Ami apatoto ghetey gha hoye gaechhi. robbar robbar office korar hireek uthechhe notun, etai naki aekhon style. hoptar aar baki dingulotey chhuti nao and fee hopta shoni robi office koro. er naki onek shubidha. prothomoto, shorkari office-e kono kaaj thaakley (jaemon dhoro telephone er office e giye line-er gandogal er naalish niye jhogra) ta besh araame kora jetey parey, aar tar jonno office kamai er balai nei. dwitiyoto, lokkho kore dekha gaechhe kaajer dinguli te barite onahuto der jwalaaton kom - salesman sando genji gochhate aashe na, asram theke dhup bikri'r lokera ashe na, chimney porishkar, filter porishkar - eshob lok-o ashey na, shutorang din-ta besh niribili te katano jay. tritiyoto, shunechhi naki kichhu kichhu office chhuti'r diney kaaj korle poisha ektu beshi diye faeley....taxi bharaar naam korey, shutorang kichhu upori kamai er byabosthao achhe. aar shob cheye jeta moja, sheta holo chhutir diney office faanka, suit tie porar jhamela nei, chul aanchrabaar, daari katar, juto poraar jhokki nei, dibbi jeans, t-shirt aar chappal goliye choley jaowa jay. office-e jodi jogot jora jaale joriye jaowaar byabostha thake tahole to kothai nei, kinchit kut-kut korey bhaat o adda mara jaay.
aar onno lokeder jibon-jonito boktobbo pora jaay.
ta eishob shubidaarthey ki amader chhutir din guli tey office kora uchit? jodi shobai mile tai kori, tahole dekha jaabe chhutir dil gulo aar chhutir din nei, shobai mile jeans pore robbar office dourochchhe. salesman ra hebby chalaak, theek dhorey felbe maal kichhu aekta gorbor cholchhe, tokhon ora theek kaajer (porun - notun chhutir) dingulitey dhaa kore urey eshe jurey boshbe.
tai bondhugon, fishfish kore bolchhi shunun.....eishob buddhi kauke deben na, eshob khali aapnader kaner jonno, mukher jonno noy.