Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Tulonamoolak

Leri, othoba Neri - ek prokar-er biskoot. Ami Neri biskoot bole thaki, tai sheitai bolbo, tomader jara Leri bolo khomaa korey diyo. Ei Neri biskoot er naamkoroner itihaash ta jaana achhe asha kori? Prodhanoto mashi'r cha-er dokane paowa jaay, otee lobhoniyo, idaning demand-supply er capitalist bajaare o IT professional der sector V e bheer barabaar doroon er daam kinchit bere-o-chhe. Neri'r naam niye naranari korle ekti golmaal baandhtey parey, kaaron oneker motey Neri (othoba Leri) holo ek prokar er kukoor. Eder-o mashi'r cha-er dokaner aashe paashe paowa jaay. Torko baandhtey parey ei niye je Neri biskoot theke Neri kutta na ulto? ei proshno ta onekta amader philosophical "which came first, the chicken or the egg" er moton, jodio er aekta shohoj shomadhaan achhe. Bhagoban agey kukoor baniyechhen, aar manush baniyechhe biskoot. shohoj onko, kukoor er namey biskoot. kintu kaeno? ekhaneyi biskoot er naamkoroner itihaasher gopon tottho lukiye achhe. ei itihaash ritimoto gobeshonaar bishoy. prochur gobeshona kore ami dekhlaam, mashir dokaney lokera chaa aar biskoot khachchhe, aar tar theek pashei ekta kukoor laej narchhe aar julujulu chokhey cheye achhe. biskoot er goon holo, adha khaowar porei maalta eto shokto lagte thake je tokhon ar khaowa jaina. aar kukoorta emon bhabe takiye thake je maya hoy. tai baki addhek biskut chhurey dei manush aar sheta urey giye ekebare kukoorer naake! otake bola hoy dog luck! kukoor khush! tai Neri kutta khay je biskoot tar naam Neri biskoot. kotha proshongey money porlo, erokomi arek prokaar er khaddo drobbo england e paowa jay. theek biskoot noi, kuttar khaddow noi, kintu chemical properties ekkebare Neri biskoot er moto. maney kenaar shomoy bhaloi laage khete, kintu shomoyer shathe shathe eto shokto hoye jaay je golahddhokoron kora jaay na. othocho ashey pashe Neri kuttao nei (england er shohor guli kutta mukto), tai ogotta ogulo trash can er khadde porinoto hoy. jaara ekhono bhabchho maaltar naam ki - garlic bread toast.

7 comments:

a big yawn said...
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avimanyu said...

Nicely written. But tell me how does Ginger bread tastes like. tui ashle niye asish. We will have it. The we mite also try to use that on NERIs...

The writing is amazing....
Whats the similirity between Ginger Bread and NERI biscuit. Or the purpose is the same when an IT guy bites both get gets lost into abolution and woders " is this the life I wanted"?

avimanyu said...

Well Now Ginger became Garlic. Ekta dokan ache....engriji medium chelera jake bole restaurent. nam " Sanja Chlha" darun Garlic nun pawa jae. Ar tar sathe ache....mosha, machi ebon waiter. Teen prokarer jib jara manush ke arem korte dey na.

Dude I am missing the single malts.

a big yawn said...

I absolutely love garlic toast..and u drink coke with it softens.. also if u have cheese and and musroom paste on the garlic toat then its De la Grande Mephestophilis Yak yak.. the only thing abt gifting the NERIs garlic toast is its a slightly more expensive .. at least 20times than a biskuut a better analogy would have been rusk
u can deep it with ilk and have.. but boy its hard.. i am not sure even neris like it

Oirpus said...

@abhimanyu
Dont believe in what others say about food. Tito Hater bolle to noiiiiii. o khabarer ki bojhe be? Ami bhablaam Cake rusker kotha bolbe (A big yawn - thanks) ...ta na bole kina Garlic bread....
Joddur mone porchey sei dokantar nam Sanjha Chulla... Bypasser opor sector V theke jete science city-r pore porei...tai na?
@IhateTito
shala khabar to khas na khabarer sommondhey erom ku montobyo korish keno be?
Lere biscuit bolei to jantam... Leri/Neri ta to opobhrongsho mone hoy... Rajabazaarer cake factoryte hoto bolei bodhoy ogulo Lere biscuit bola hoy... Ei agleta bhebe dekhechili?

iHatEtiTo said...

@oirpus
lere'r ei angle ta nere chere dekhini theeki.....tobey opobbhrongsher aar koto opobbhrngsho hobey....lere ke leri aar nere ke neri korte beshi deri lage na, aar obhidhaan o bodlatey lagey na. proper noun mama, proper noun.....banaan bhuley dosh nei.

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